News of Doom 2.0

Kansas

Man pleads guilty to sodomy with dog:

Reason to Blow Up the World...

A 20-year-old Wichita man pleaded guilty to misdemeanor sodomy today for having sex with a dog; lawyers will now argue over whether he should have to register as a sex offender.

Joshua Coman entered his plea in Sedgwick County District Court, but Judge Joseph Bribiesca set sentencing over until Wednesday. Coman's lawyer, Eric Svoboda, said he plans to challenge the state's attempt to require Coman to register.

Wichita police arrested Coman on Feb. 19 after an acquaintance found him having sex with her 4-year-old female rottweiler in her garage.

Coman pleaded guilty to a similar charge last year in Reno County.

Hell yeah he should be registered as a sex offender. He fucked a dog...on two separate occasions.

One point for fucking a dog, another point for fucking another dog, and one more point because you fuck dogs. That's three.

Charges Against Teen Upgraded After Dog He Allegedly Raped Dies:
This is an update to the 5/27/05 News of Doom about that freak from South Carolina who raped the neighbor's dog and two girls aged, 13 and 3.

The dog has died from internal injuries resulting from the rape. The Solicitor's office has said that the charges will be upgraded to the "most serious animal cruelty charges they have on the books."

So he raped a 3 or 4-year-old girl, depending on the news source, committed statutory rape on a 13-year-old, and raped a dog so bad it died. If anybody was a candidate for permanent removal from society it's this scumbag. I don't care if he's only 17. The rape of a 3-year-old should be punished in the most vicious way possible.

Oil up my wood chipper. I'm out.

As always it was your pleasure.

Nod of Doom to Claudia.

South Carolina

Spartanburg County Teen Accused Of Having Sex With Dog:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The byline after the headline says it all "Teen Already Facing Criminal Sexual Conduct Charges From Different Incident". So not only was he caught literally trying to screw the pooch he's had two previous incidents with a 13-year-old girl and worse yet a 4-year-old girl. This kid should have been locked away somewhere after the first incident. As an aside I didn't know they still called the crime "buggery" in South Carolina.

Illinois

Two Young Girls Found Dead Near Chicago:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Details are still sketchy on this one and I may be jumping the Gun of Doom but since police are treating this as a homicide I'm going to award the point to Ill. There's no reason to kill two 8-year-old girls. If this is indeed a homicide I hope the culprit resists arrest and gets put in general population.

For more info see Steve Huff.

Update: The victims have been identified as Laura Hobbs And Krystal Tobias and there were multiple stab wounds on each girl.

Nod of Doom to Steve Huff.

Mass.

Accused Geese Stomper Free On Bail:
Reason to Blow Up the World: How much of a puss do you have to be to threatened by goslings? I don't care if the mother goose was so nasty that it required the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch or it's goose equivalent. If you feel it necessary to stomp a goose to death and kick the goslings because you fell down in the mud then you have deeper issues. Let the punishment fit the crime. I think one pissed off cop in his standard issue boots ten minutes alone with guy will work.

Nod of Doom to Joker.

Pennsylvania

Defendants charged with having sex with an animal
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that two women would willingly have sex with a dog let alone have someone film it. Then I read about the cameraman's meth charges and then it all made sense. Sort of. Don't be a tweaker kids. It makes you have sex with dogs. Not the figurative kind either.

Nod of Doom to Joker again.