News of Doom 2.0

Illinois

Two Young Girls Found Dead Near Chicago:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Details are still sketchy on this one and I may be jumping the Gun of Doom but since police are treating this as a homicide I'm going to award the point to Ill. There's no reason to kill two 8-year-old girls. If this is indeed a homicide I hope the culprit resists arrest and gets put in general population.

For more info see Steve Huff.

Update: The victims have been identified as Laura Hobbs And Krystal Tobias and there were multiple stab wounds on each girl.

Nod of Doom to Steve Huff.

Mass.

Accused Geese Stomper Free On Bail:
Reason to Blow Up the World: How much of a puss do you have to be to threatened by goslings? I don't care if the mother goose was so nasty that it required the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch or it's goose equivalent. If you feel it necessary to stomp a goose to death and kick the goslings because you fell down in the mud then you have deeper issues. Let the punishment fit the crime. I think one pissed off cop in his standard issue boots ten minutes alone with guy will work.

Nod of Doom to Joker.

Pennsylvania

Defendants charged with having sex with an animal
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that two women would willingly have sex with a dog let alone have someone film it. Then I read about the cameraman's meth charges and then it all made sense. Sort of. Don't be a tweaker kids. It makes you have sex with dogs. Not the figurative kind either.

Nod of Doom to Joker again.