North Carolina
Dad, 19, accused of killing infant son:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Even though the article doesn't say how just the fact that this scumbag killed his own infant son is reason enough. Way to go Charlotte. Thanks to you North Carolina is quickly catching up to Florida and may just be the baby killing capital of the country.
Wednesday, June 29. 2005
6/29/05 News of Doom
North Carolina
Man charged with abuse on child: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: This is a tough one. You may want to skip to the next one. But the fact that a 33-year-old male (he's not a man) found it necessary to crack the baby's skull by punching it repeatedly and inflicting more injuries by shoving a rag down the baby's throat. The baby was taken to the hospital but the baby's condition was not released. Not only should this guy get the wood chipper but it should be a rusty wood chipper.
Iowa
Tape Shows Teens Lighting Possums On Fire:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The fact that these four assclowns videotaped themselves lighting possums on fire so they could get their video on to a website. I think they should be set on fire then let their burning carcasses be attacked by rabid possums.
Man charged with abuse on child: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: This is a tough one. You may want to skip to the next one. But the fact that a 33-year-old male (he's not a man) found it necessary to crack the baby's skull by punching it repeatedly and inflicting more injuries by shoving a rag down the baby's throat. The baby was taken to the hospital but the baby's condition was not released. Not only should this guy get the wood chipper but it should be a rusty wood chipper.
Iowa
Tape Shows Teens Lighting Possums On Fire:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The fact that these four assclowns videotaped themselves lighting possums on fire so they could get their video on to a website. I think they should be set on fire then let their burning carcasses be attacked by rabid possums.
Tuesday, June 28. 2005
6/28/05 News of Doom
Connecticut
Stabbing victim remains in critical condition:
Reason to Blow Up The World: How about the fact that a restraining order did nothing to keep this scumbag away from the victim. It also didn't stop him from breaking into her house and stabbing her more than 20 times. Restraining orders mean nothing to psychopaths.
Link via Juggernuts
Stabbing victim remains in critical condition:
Reason to Blow Up The World: How about the fact that a restraining order did nothing to keep this scumbag away from the victim. It also didn't stop him from breaking into her house and stabbing her more than 20 times. Restraining orders mean nothing to psychopaths.
Link via Juggernuts
Sunday, June 26. 2005
6/26/05 News of Doom
New York
Tassels & tussles at Queens graduation:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The fact that "adults" could get scuffle at a grade school graduation that ends up with a 7-year-old girl getting hit. No wonder kids are so screwed up these days. Their parents aren't much better.
Arizona
Four Kids Among 5 Found Dead in Arizona:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The fact that possibly a family including children ages 6, 9, 11, and 12 were found shot to death.
Tassels & tussles at Queens graduation:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The fact that "adults" could get scuffle at a grade school graduation that ends up with a 7-year-old girl getting hit. No wonder kids are so screwed up these days. Their parents aren't much better.
Arizona
Four Kids Among 5 Found Dead in Arizona:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The fact that possibly a family including children ages 6, 9, 11, and 12 were found shot to death.
Thursday, June 23. 2005
6/23/05 News of Doom
South Carolina
Traffic stop reveals body:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that these two assclowns killed this person in Greenville SC, stuck the body in the trunk of the victim's Jeep, stole the Jeep, then tried to make a run for Texas and possibly the border. Now the only run you're going to be making is from your cellmate.
North Carolina
Girl, 15, says man raped her: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: Again the headline says it all. Not to mention the fact that the guy is still loose. And check out the description of the attacker...
Doesn't sound like he should be too hard to find. Hopefully someone will find him.
Traffic stop reveals body:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that these two assclowns killed this person in Greenville SC, stuck the body in the trunk of the victim's Jeep, stole the Jeep, then tried to make a run for Texas and possibly the border. Now the only run you're going to be making is from your cellmate.
North Carolina
Girl, 15, says man raped her: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: Again the headline says it all. Not to mention the fact that the guy is still loose. And check out the description of the attacker...
The teen described her attacker as a black man in his 20s who stands about 5 foot 10 inches tall with a muscular build. He has shoulder-length dreads and has gold teeth on top and one gold tooth on the bottom. He also has scars on his lower back.
Doesn't sound like he should be too hard to find. Hopefully someone will find him.
If you see the man or have information about the case, call Crime Stoppers at (704) 334-1600.
Tuesday, June 21. 2005
6/21/05 News of Doom
South Carolina
5-year-old on bike dies in DUI crash, police say: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: The headline pretty much says it all. If you've been drinking and you think you can handle getting behind the wheel, odds are you can't. Don't be like this guy. A few beers are not worth someone's or your life. Now this guy has to live with his actions for the rest of his life. He killed a boy he knew.
5-year-old on bike dies in DUI crash, police say: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: The headline pretty much says it all. If you've been drinking and you think you can handle getting behind the wheel, odds are you can't. Don't be like this guy. A few beers are not worth someone's or your life. Now this guy has to live with his actions for the rest of his life. He killed a boy he knew.
Monday, June 20. 2005
The Follow-up of Pooch Screwing Doom
Charges Against Teen Upgraded After Dog He Allegedly Raped Dies:
This is an update to the 5/27/05 News of Doom about that freak from South Carolina who raped the neighbor's dog and two girls aged, 13 and 3.
The dog has died from internal injuries resulting from the rape. The Solicitor's office has said that the charges will be upgraded to the "most serious animal cruelty charges they have on the books."
So he raped a 3 or 4-year-old girl, depending on the news source, committed statutory rape on a 13-year-old, and raped a dog so bad it died. If anybody was a candidate for permanent removal from society it's this scumbag. I don't care if he's only 17. The rape of a 3-year-old should be punished in the most vicious way possible.
Oil up my wood chipper. I'm out.
As always it was your pleasure.
Nod of Doom to Claudia.
This is an update to the 5/27/05 News of Doom about that freak from South Carolina who raped the neighbor's dog and two girls aged, 13 and 3.
The dog has died from internal injuries resulting from the rape. The Solicitor's office has said that the charges will be upgraded to the "most serious animal cruelty charges they have on the books."
So he raped a 3 or 4-year-old girl, depending on the news source, committed statutory rape on a 13-year-old, and raped a dog so bad it died. If anybody was a candidate for permanent removal from society it's this scumbag. I don't care if he's only 17. The rape of a 3-year-old should be punished in the most vicious way possible.
Oil up my wood chipper. I'm out.
As always it was your pleasure.
Nod of Doom to Claudia.
Sunday, June 19. 2005
6/19/05 News of Doom
Minnesota
Girlfriend charged with murder:
Reason to Blow Up The World: How about the fact that a woman stabbed her boyfriend who has polio and is confined to a wheelchair 42 times and claims it was self defense? Couldn't make this up if I tried folks.
Link via FARK.
Girlfriend charged with murder:
Reason to Blow Up The World: How about the fact that a woman stabbed her boyfriend who has polio and is confined to a wheelchair 42 times and claims it was self defense? Couldn't make this up if I tried folks.
Link via FARK.
Thursday, June 16. 2005
6/16/05 News of Doom
California
Calif. Cops: Molester May Have 36,000 Victims:
Reason to Blow Up The World: It's bad enough that California had to deal with an Earthquake today without having to find out that this piece of human filth lived within it's borders. If you ask me 36,000 child molestation is worth at least a death penalty if not extreme torture beforehand. It's because of scumbags like this that I advocate the "feet first into the wood chipper" form of execution. And please no Michael Jackson jokes. It's too easy.
Calif. Cops: Molester May Have 36,000 Victims:
Reason to Blow Up The World: It's bad enough that California had to deal with an Earthquake today without having to find out that this piece of human filth lived within it's borders. If you ask me 36,000 child molestation is worth at least a death penalty if not extreme torture beforehand. It's because of scumbags like this that I advocate the "feet first into the wood chipper" form of execution. And please no Michael Jackson jokes. It's too easy.
Wednesday, June 15. 2005
6/15/05 News of Doom
Texas
Girl says grandpa raped her, grandma laughed:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only for the fact that a man would rape his own 13-year-old granddaughter but that the grandmother thought she deserved it. I think this officially signals the coming of the Apocalypse. I'd be hard pressed to argue against it. I hope these scumbags get the most harshest of possible sentences.
Nod of Doom to Jim.
Kansas
Abortionist accused of eating fetuses:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Pretty self-explanatory if you ask me. You may say, "But Trench, this is from World Net Daily, a biased right wing publication". And you would be correct. But if you don't believe WND would you believe police testimony to the Kansas legislature? (PDF Format). Too bad we can't go back in time abort this assclown and feed the fetus to dogs or something.
Nod of Doom to Stig Mata.
South Carolina
Amber Alert in South Carolina:
Reason to Blow Up the World: That anyone would abduct a 2-year-old girl. I pray to God that this little girl is found safe and that justice is swift for the abductors.
UPDATE: Unfortunately the girl's body was found. She was not abducted. She accidentally drowned. My prayers and condolences go out to her family at this time.
Michigan
Man charged with killing teen on stretcher:
Reason to Blow Up the World: How about the fact that after shooting this kid the guy waited until paramedics were about to put the victim in the ambulance before shooting him again with a shotgun and killing him. How about an ambulance ride off of a cliff for this guy?
Delaware
Social Worker Accused Of Taking Bribe To Keep Quiet About Daughter's Rape:
Reason to Blow Up the World: A social worker of all people, was blackmailing her boyfriend for $1000 a month so she wouldn't tell police that he raped her 15-year-old daughter. To any sane person there is no amount of money that can begin to make up for a daughter's rape. I don't care how desperate your situation is.
Girl says grandpa raped her, grandma laughed:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only for the fact that a man would rape his own 13-year-old granddaughter but that the grandmother thought she deserved it. I think this officially signals the coming of the Apocalypse. I'd be hard pressed to argue against it. I hope these scumbags get the most harshest of possible sentences.
Nod of Doom to Jim.
Kansas
Abortionist accused of eating fetuses:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Pretty self-explanatory if you ask me. You may say, "But Trench, this is from World Net Daily, a biased right wing publication". And you would be correct. But if you don't believe WND would you believe police testimony to the Kansas legislature? (PDF Format). Too bad we can't go back in time abort this assclown and feed the fetus to dogs or something.
Nod of Doom to Stig Mata.
South Carolina
Amber Alert in South Carolina:
Reason to Blow Up the World: That anyone would abduct a 2-year-old girl. I pray to God that this little girl is found safe and that justice is swift for the abductors.
UPDATE: Unfortunately the girl's body was found. She was not abducted. She accidentally drowned. My prayers and condolences go out to her family at this time.
Michigan
Man charged with killing teen on stretcher:
Reason to Blow Up the World: How about the fact that after shooting this kid the guy waited until paramedics were about to put the victim in the ambulance before shooting him again with a shotgun and killing him. How about an ambulance ride off of a cliff for this guy?
Delaware
Social Worker Accused Of Taking Bribe To Keep Quiet About Daughter's Rape:
Reason to Blow Up the World: A social worker of all people, was blackmailing her boyfriend for $1000 a month so she wouldn't tell police that he raped her 15-year-old daughter. To any sane person there is no amount of money that can begin to make up for a daughter's rape. I don't care how desperate your situation is.
Monday, June 13. 2005
6/13/05 News of Doom
Missouri
Case of kids kicked out of home shocks prosecutor:
Reason to Blow Up the World: That any mother would kick her own children ages 12 and 6 out into the streets. Not surprisingly the phrases "mobile home" and "meth" are conveniently found in this article.
Link via FARK.
Mississippi
Cops: Teen Killed Dad for Eating Last Sno-Ball:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that a 16-year-old boy did not have the mental capacity to know that you don't kill your own father with a shotgun then lead authorities on a one hour high speed chase because he didn't bring you a snow cone. Fitting that it's the cooler for you.
North Carolina
Police seek mother of baby found dead in ditch: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: How about the fact that North Carolina has Safe Surrender laws where they have one week to turn over the baby to the police, hospital, or fire dept., etc. without fear of prosecution. Not only that but wasn't "a woman's right to choose" also supposed to prevent this? I didn't think ditch was one of the choices.
6 in N.C. face child porn charges:
Reason to Blow Up the World: How about the fact that child porn even exists in this world? You know you always hear about the law catching the users but never the producers. You'd think the governments of the world would be united in that battle. I guess not.
New Jersey
Lakewood: Teacher told kids to fight:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that this assclown turned a class full of "emotionally troubled students" into his own private Fight Club. Not to mention that in New Jersey it usually costs a district more than $100,000 and takes more than a year to fire a tenured teacher.
Nod of Doom to KuJoe.
New York
Man accused of burning girlfriend:
Reason to Blow Up The World: That any person that dares to call himself a man would think that this is acceptable to do to a woman. This is an instance where the punishment should fit the crime. No sentence he gets will amount to the pain that this woman went through.
Nod of Doom to KuJoe.
California
Jackson not guilty:
Reason to Blow Up The World: Nuff Said.
Case of kids kicked out of home shocks prosecutor:
Reason to Blow Up the World: That any mother would kick her own children ages 12 and 6 out into the streets. Not surprisingly the phrases "mobile home" and "meth" are conveniently found in this article.
Link via FARK.
Mississippi
Cops: Teen Killed Dad for Eating Last Sno-Ball:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that a 16-year-old boy did not have the mental capacity to know that you don't kill your own father with a shotgun then lead authorities on a one hour high speed chase because he didn't bring you a snow cone. Fitting that it's the cooler for you.
North Carolina
Police seek mother of baby found dead in ditch: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: How about the fact that North Carolina has Safe Surrender laws where they have one week to turn over the baby to the police, hospital, or fire dept., etc. without fear of prosecution. Not only that but wasn't "a woman's right to choose" also supposed to prevent this? I didn't think ditch was one of the choices.
6 in N.C. face child porn charges:
Reason to Blow Up the World: How about the fact that child porn even exists in this world? You know you always hear about the law catching the users but never the producers. You'd think the governments of the world would be united in that battle. I guess not.
New Jersey
Lakewood: Teacher told kids to fight:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that this assclown turned a class full of "emotionally troubled students" into his own private Fight Club. Not to mention that in New Jersey it usually costs a district more than $100,000 and takes more than a year to fire a tenured teacher.
Nod of Doom to KuJoe.
New York
Man accused of burning girlfriend:
Reason to Blow Up The World: That any person that dares to call himself a man would think that this is acceptable to do to a woman. This is an instance where the punishment should fit the crime. No sentence he gets will amount to the pain that this woman went through.
Nod of Doom to KuJoe.
California
Jackson not guilty:
Reason to Blow Up The World: Nuff Said.
Friday, June 10. 2005
6/10/05 News of Doom
New Jersey
Police seek abandoned tot's mom: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that the words "toddler" and "crackhouse" are even in the same sentence. Throw in the word "abandoned" and that just completes it. Not surprising considering it happened in Camden.
Police seek abandoned tot's mom: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that the words "toddler" and "crackhouse" are even in the same sentence. Throw in the word "abandoned" and that just completes it. Not surprising considering it happened in Camden.
6/10/05 News of Tin Foil Doom
Wisconsin
Suspect claims 'demon' incited murder:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only for the fact that this scumbag repeatedly stabbed a woman until the knife handle broke and stepped on her neck until dead but also because he believed he was instructed by a demon named "Sozuto" to do so because "she was bogus" and she was "trying to screw your boy over." Who knew that demons talked like Keanu Reeves and Ice Cube?
Nod of Doom to Stig Mata.
Suspect claims 'demon' incited murder:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only for the fact that this scumbag repeatedly stabbed a woman until the knife handle broke and stepped on her neck until dead but also because he believed he was instructed by a demon named "Sozuto" to do so because "she was bogus" and she was "trying to screw your boy over." Who knew that demons talked like Keanu Reeves and Ice Cube?
Nod of Doom to Stig Mata.
Thursday, June 9. 2005
6/9/05 News of Doom II
Texas
Old South racism lives in Texas town: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up The World: Not only for the fact that these racist redneck assclowns kidnapped and put this mentally retarded black man into a coma for a week but they only got 30-60 day sentences. Texas, you have the reputation of handing out tough sentences. Why not now? It's things like this that make the real south look bad.
Old South racism lives in Texas town: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up The World: Not only for the fact that these racist redneck assclowns kidnapped and put this mentally retarded black man into a coma for a week but they only got 30-60 day sentences. Texas, you have the reputation of handing out tough sentences. Why not now? It's things like this that make the real south look bad.
6/9/05 News of Doom
New Jersey
Child Porn on Teacher's Computer:
Reason to Blow Up the World: So many Reasons of Doom. Not only for the fact that this scumbag had kiddie porn on his computer but also the fact that he's a teacher. Someone who is supposed to be entrusted with the welfare of our children for the day. And to make it worse the school only suspended him for right now saying that the charges were not in anyway related to the school. If they don't fire him then the school needs to be shut down. I know this school too. It was one of my high school's rivals. The school is better than this assclown. They better get rid of him quick. And to top it all off his wife says he's innocent. Of course he is.[/sarcasm]
Maine
Three Teens Arrested After Dog Mutilated And Killed:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that the only reason these three punks tortured the poor dog was wanting to kill something not human. Punishment fit the crime time. Let's let 9 hungry dogs tear them to shred because they want to kill something not canine.
Nod of Doom to KuJoe.
Florida
Grandfather Charged With Having Pornographic Photos in 'Mystery Girl' Case:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Before all the bitter Floridians jump all over me I realize the byline says New Hampshire but the crime took place in Florida so Florida gets the point. Anyway the Reason of Doom is because how can any grandfather look at his 2-year-old granddaughter in that way. I know he won't but I hope he gets put in general population.
South Carolina
S.C. man charged in sex assault on girl, 5: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: Again I ask what kind of sick freak finds a 5-year-old girl sexually attractive? Another candidate for general population I hope.
Child Porn on Teacher's Computer:
Reason to Blow Up the World: So many Reasons of Doom. Not only for the fact that this scumbag had kiddie porn on his computer but also the fact that he's a teacher. Someone who is supposed to be entrusted with the welfare of our children for the day. And to make it worse the school only suspended him for right now saying that the charges were not in anyway related to the school. If they don't fire him then the school needs to be shut down. I know this school too. It was one of my high school's rivals. The school is better than this assclown. They better get rid of him quick. And to top it all off his wife says he's innocent. Of course he is.[/sarcasm]
Maine
Three Teens Arrested After Dog Mutilated And Killed:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that the only reason these three punks tortured the poor dog was wanting to kill something not human. Punishment fit the crime time. Let's let 9 hungry dogs tear them to shred because they want to kill something not canine.
Nod of Doom to KuJoe.
Florida
Grandfather Charged With Having Pornographic Photos in 'Mystery Girl' Case:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Before all the bitter Floridians jump all over me I realize the byline says New Hampshire but the crime took place in Florida so Florida gets the point. Anyway the Reason of Doom is because how can any grandfather look at his 2-year-old granddaughter in that way. I know he won't but I hope he gets put in general population.
South Carolina
S.C. man charged in sex assault on girl, 5: (Log in info)
Reason to Blow Up the World: Again I ask what kind of sick freak finds a 5-year-old girl sexually attractive? Another candidate for general population I hope.
