Louisiana
3 Chalmette Teens Accused Of Running Prostitution Ring:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only the fact that a 16-year-old and two 15-year-olds were pimping themselves out but also because the mother of the 16-year-old was pimping out one of the 15-year-olds to a seaman. Insert your own joke here. Heh heh heh heh. I said "insert".
Nod of Doom to Stig Mata's Newsdesk.
New York
9-Year-Old Girl Accused of Killing Playmate:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that a 9-year-old girl would plunge a knife into an 11-year-old girl's chest at a barbecue over who got to play with a ball.
Florida
Teens accused of killing homeless man 'for fun':
Reason to Blow Up the World: How bored do you have to be kill a homeless man "for fun". This is why I believe in the death penalty for minors. Is anyone surprised this happened in Florida? Me neither.
Monday, May 30. 2005
5/29/05: News of Doom
I saw this one last night but didn't get a chance to post it until today.
Ohio
Six Killed in Ohio Farmhouse Shooting:
Reason to Blow Up The World: Not just for the fact that six people died needlessly but also because we may never know the reasons why. My thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the victims.
Ohio
Six Killed in Ohio Farmhouse Shooting:
Reason to Blow Up The World: Not just for the fact that six people died needlessly but also because we may never know the reasons why. My thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the victims.
Friday, May 27. 2005
5/27/05 News of Doom
South Carolina
Spartanburg County Teen Accused Of Having Sex With Dog:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The byline after the headline says it all "Teen Already Facing Criminal Sexual Conduct Charges From Different Incident". So not only was he caught literally trying to screw the pooch he's had two previous incidents with a 13-year-old girl and worse yet a 4-year-old girl. This kid should have been locked away somewhere after the first incident. As an aside I didn't know they still called the crime "buggery" in South Carolina.
Spartanburg County Teen Accused Of Having Sex With Dog:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The byline after the headline says it all "Teen Already Facing Criminal Sexual Conduct Charges From Different Incident". So not only was he caught literally trying to screw the pooch he's had two previous incidents with a 13-year-old girl and worse yet a 4-year-old girl. This kid should have been locked away somewhere after the first incident. As an aside I didn't know they still called the crime "buggery" in South Carolina.
Thursday, May 26. 2005
5/26/05 News of Doom
Georgia
Jail for driver who decapitated friend:
Reason to Blow Up The World: How drunk to you have to be to notice your best friend was decapitated ten miles ago but yet can still keep a vehicle safely on the road? To make it worse he went inside and fell asleep without even checking to see if his headless buddy was ok. Since this guy was driving drunk he killed his friend and deserves more than just 5 years.
Jail for driver who decapitated friend:
Reason to Blow Up The World: How drunk to you have to be to notice your best friend was decapitated ten miles ago but yet can still keep a vehicle safely on the road? To make it worse he went inside and fell asleep without even checking to see if his headless buddy was ok. Since this guy was driving drunk he killed his friend and deserves more than just 5 years.
Wednesday, May 25. 2005
5/25/05 News of Doom
Florida
Man Charged With Kidnap, Rape of Two Girls:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that any human would rape a 7-year-old girl let alone a 13-year-old girl. To make matters worse there maybe even more victims. Seriously Florida, what the fuck is your problem with child molesters? You're like the child molester capital now.
Nod of Doom to Kate.
Man Charged With Kidnap, Rape of Two Girls:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that any human would rape a 7-year-old girl let alone a 13-year-old girl. To make matters worse there maybe even more victims. Seriously Florida, what the fuck is your problem with child molesters? You're like the child molester capital now.
Nod of Doom to Kate.
Tuesday, May 24. 2005
5/24/05 News of Doom II
Ohio
'BABY' PERV LOOSE:
Reason to Blow Up The World: I don't even want to type it. As a matter of fact I won't. There are just things that are too fucking evil in this world. To make it worse this sick son of a bitch is running loose somewhere in New York City. I hope there's a chalk outline with your name on it.
'BABY' PERV LOOSE:
Reason to Blow Up The World: I don't even want to type it. As a matter of fact I won't. There are just things that are too fucking evil in this world. To make it worse this sick son of a bitch is running loose somewhere in New York City. I hope there's a chalk outline with your name on it.
5/24/05 News of Doom
Nebraska
Police: Woman Tries To Sell 18-Month-Old For Prostitution:
Reason to Blow Up the World:It's not bad enough that the woman tried to sell her 18-month-old child for sex but when the police came to check on the child they found the mother passed out and the child eating cigarettes. Lending further credence to the idea that parents should have to take a test before having any children.
North Carolina
Mother charged with murder after 8-year-old dies in trunk:
Reason to Blow Up the World: That a woman would lock her 8-year-old son in a car trunk for more than 16 hours because of a "baby sitting issue". Here's a tip. If you can't find a sitter then don't go.
Texas
Man charged in death of 11-year-old in Dallas:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that not only any 33-year-old man would want to have sex with an 11-year-old girl but also that he had to kill her over it. What makes it worse is that the killer was a guest in the house where the victim was attending a sleepover. Notice the terms "trailer" and "mobile home park" in the article.
Rape Victim's Mom Sent Nude Pics to Suspect:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only did the mother of the rape victim send nude photos of the victim to the rapist the victim is only 13-years-old. What large chunk of your brain needs to be missing for someone to think that selling kiddie porn of your own daughter was a good idea? Fucking morons.
Oregon
Police: 3-Year-Old Looked Like Living Skeleton:
Reason to Blow Up the World: That any human would think that they have any reason to starve a 3-year-old boy. Look at the picture of the house in the article. This isn't exactly Cracktown or Meth Acres we're talking. To make it worse the father of the child failed to report the abuse.
Illinois
Chicago Woman Charged With Kidnapping, Dumping Baby:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only because the woman had the baby kidnapped right out of it's mother's arms so she could keep her trucker boyfriend around but when she changed her mind she didn't return the baby to a hospital or a police station but she dumped the baby in a trashcan. And what idiot would risk a prison term for felony kidnapping for $3000 split two ways?
California
Woman arrested with 2 children in trunk:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Again I ask what piece of their brains are these people missing? It must be Trunk Day or something. Anyway the reason is why would you try and cram 9 people in a Corrolla for a 60-mile trip let alone putting two of those people who are children in the trunk? Here's another tip for ya. If you can't find safe transportation then don't go.
The world is so full of assclowns it's almost an asscircus.
Police: Woman Tries To Sell 18-Month-Old For Prostitution:
Reason to Blow Up the World:It's not bad enough that the woman tried to sell her 18-month-old child for sex but when the police came to check on the child they found the mother passed out and the child eating cigarettes. Lending further credence to the idea that parents should have to take a test before having any children.
North Carolina
Mother charged with murder after 8-year-old dies in trunk:
Reason to Blow Up the World: That a woman would lock her 8-year-old son in a car trunk for more than 16 hours because of a "baby sitting issue". Here's a tip. If you can't find a sitter then don't go.
Texas
Man charged in death of 11-year-old in Dallas:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that not only any 33-year-old man would want to have sex with an 11-year-old girl but also that he had to kill her over it. What makes it worse is that the killer was a guest in the house where the victim was attending a sleepover. Notice the terms "trailer" and "mobile home park" in the article.
Rape Victim's Mom Sent Nude Pics to Suspect:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only did the mother of the rape victim send nude photos of the victim to the rapist the victim is only 13-years-old. What large chunk of your brain needs to be missing for someone to think that selling kiddie porn of your own daughter was a good idea? Fucking morons.
Oregon
Police: 3-Year-Old Looked Like Living Skeleton:
Reason to Blow Up the World: That any human would think that they have any reason to starve a 3-year-old boy. Look at the picture of the house in the article. This isn't exactly Cracktown or Meth Acres we're talking. To make it worse the father of the child failed to report the abuse.
Illinois
Chicago Woman Charged With Kidnapping, Dumping Baby:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only because the woman had the baby kidnapped right out of it's mother's arms so she could keep her trucker boyfriend around but when she changed her mind she didn't return the baby to a hospital or a police station but she dumped the baby in a trashcan. And what idiot would risk a prison term for felony kidnapping for $3000 split two ways?
California
Woman arrested with 2 children in trunk:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Again I ask what piece of their brains are these people missing? It must be Trunk Day or something. Anyway the reason is why would you try and cram 9 people in a Corrolla for a 60-mile trip let alone putting two of those people who are children in the trunk? Here's another tip for ya. If you can't find safe transportation then don't go.
The world is so full of assclowns it's almost an asscircus.
Monday, May 23. 2005
5/23/05 News of Doom
New York
Sex offenders get Viagra paid for by Medicaid:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Before I get to the Reason of Doom let me dispel a myth. As someone who has worked on both sides of the healthcare industry as insurance claims processor and medical billing rep I can tell you that most if not all commercial health insurance companies do not cover prescriptions for Viagra. The key words to this equation are the phrase "medical necessity". If it's not medically necessary most plans will not cover it. That being said this is Doomworthy on so many levels. Not only are people on Medicaid receiving prescriptions that aren't covered by most working people's insurance, and not only is it being billed by the taxpayer, and not only are convicted child molesters receiving Medicaid, but they're getting Viagra prescriptions filled at the taxpayers expense. That's tantamount to releasing Charles Manson from prison and saying "Here's a gun given to you by the state. Now go out and have fun".
Nod of Doom to Stig Mata's Newsdesk.
Florida:
Suspect Charged After Fla. Girl Buried Alive:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that a 17-year-old boy would rape an 8-year-old girl then bury her a live in a dumpster under concrete slabs. Luckily the girl was rescued in time. There is no punishment painful enough that the scumbag that did this to her deserves.
New Jersey
Camden mom killed by stray bullet:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that a woman with her three sons in the car was struck and killed by a stray bullet. Not surprising considering this is coming out of Camden. And it happened in a supposed safe neighborhood within walking distance of the State Aquarium and the outdoor arena. Way to "revitalize" the area Camden.
Sex offenders get Viagra paid for by Medicaid:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Before I get to the Reason of Doom let me dispel a myth. As someone who has worked on both sides of the healthcare industry as insurance claims processor and medical billing rep I can tell you that most if not all commercial health insurance companies do not cover prescriptions for Viagra. The key words to this equation are the phrase "medical necessity". If it's not medically necessary most plans will not cover it. That being said this is Doomworthy on so many levels. Not only are people on Medicaid receiving prescriptions that aren't covered by most working people's insurance, and not only is it being billed by the taxpayer, and not only are convicted child molesters receiving Medicaid, but they're getting Viagra prescriptions filled at the taxpayers expense. That's tantamount to releasing Charles Manson from prison and saying "Here's a gun given to you by the state. Now go out and have fun".
Nod of Doom to Stig Mata's Newsdesk.
Florida:
Suspect Charged After Fla. Girl Buried Alive:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that a 17-year-old boy would rape an 8-year-old girl then bury her a live in a dumpster under concrete slabs. Luckily the girl was rescued in time. There is no punishment painful enough that the scumbag that did this to her deserves.
New Jersey
Camden mom killed by stray bullet:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that a woman with her three sons in the car was struck and killed by a stray bullet. Not surprising considering this is coming out of Camden. And it happened in a supposed safe neighborhood within walking distance of the State Aquarium and the outdoor arena. Way to "revitalize" the area Camden.
Friday, May 20. 2005
5/20/05 News of Doom
Wisconsin
Woman charged with cutting husband's penis off:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Isn't it obvious? Actually there are two reasons. First, the fact that any woman would think that severing her husband's penis over an affair is acceptable behavior. Secondly, she's only looking at three and a half years. If a man had sexually mutilated a woman he would go away for a lot longer than three and a half years. Nice double standard you've got there.
Nod of Doom to Buddha Boy.
Woman charged with cutting husband's penis off:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Isn't it obvious? Actually there are two reasons. First, the fact that any woman would think that severing her husband's penis over an affair is acceptable behavior. Secondly, she's only looking at three and a half years. If a man had sexually mutilated a woman he would go away for a lot longer than three and a half years. Nice double standard you've got there.
Nod of Doom to Buddha Boy.
Pa. Correction of Doom
A follow up to yesterday's News of Doom. The Philly PD is now saying that the 12-year-old girl was not actually being held captive but hiding from her guardian possibly because she had bad grades. (Log in info)
Thursday, May 19. 2005
5/19/05 News of Doom II
Florida
Teacher Accused Of Offering Student Cocaine For Sex:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The fact that one of our supposed educators that once again is supposed to be entrusted with overseeing the safety and welfare of our children while they are at school trying to lure a 17-year-old girl from school for sex by offering her cocaine. The nations public school system needs a serious overhaul to have scumbags like this weeded out.
TOF to KuJoe.
Arizona
Cat pulled behind car; 3 youths arrested:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The headline pretty much says it all doesn't it? What makes it even worse is that it was someone's pet. I do however find it ironic that they admitted to smoking dope and they were stopped by police at 4:20. Humor aside these kids are sick freaks and should be dragged behind a squad car going 80 miles per hour. And who says marijuana doesn't hurt anyone?
Link via Right Nation.
Teacher Accused Of Offering Student Cocaine For Sex:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The fact that one of our supposed educators that once again is supposed to be entrusted with overseeing the safety and welfare of our children while they are at school trying to lure a 17-year-old girl from school for sex by offering her cocaine. The nations public school system needs a serious overhaul to have scumbags like this weeded out.
TOF to KuJoe.
Arizona
Cat pulled behind car; 3 youths arrested:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The headline pretty much says it all doesn't it? What makes it even worse is that it was someone's pet. I do however find it ironic that they admitted to smoking dope and they were stopped by police at 4:20. Humor aside these kids are sick freaks and should be dragged behind a squad car going 80 miles per hour. And who says marijuana doesn't hurt anyone?
Link via Right Nation.
5/19/05 News of Doom
Georgia
Teacher Slashes Wrists in Class:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only the fact that someone who is supposed to be entrusted with the safety and welfare of our children abused that trust by molesting the students she was employed to teach but that fact that she slit her wrist with a piece of broken glass in front of 21 students. I hope she tried to go down the road and not across the street.
Nod of Doom to Steve Huff who also has an even more disturbing account.
Pennsylvania
Missing girl found in cellar:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only the fact that this poor girl's guardians kept her in a crawl space in the basement with just a bedpan and a cereal bowl is bad enough but the fact that charges haven't been filed yet is disheartening. Hopefully that just means that the Philly DA's office is compiling a list of charges. (Log in info)
Teacher Slashes Wrists in Class:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only the fact that someone who is supposed to be entrusted with the safety and welfare of our children abused that trust by molesting the students she was employed to teach but that fact that she slit her wrist with a piece of broken glass in front of 21 students. I hope she tried to go down the road and not across the street.
Nod of Doom to Steve Huff who also has an even more disturbing account.
Pennsylvania
Missing girl found in cellar:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Not only the fact that this poor girl's guardians kept her in a crawl space in the basement with just a bedpan and a cereal bowl is bad enough but the fact that charges haven't been filed yet is disheartening. Hopefully that just means that the Philly DA's office is compiling a list of charges. (Log in info)
Wednesday, May 18. 2005
5/18/05 News of Doom
New York
Mother's milk saves vet set ablaze on bus:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Notwithstanding the unique way the fire was extinguished but for the sole fact that these 15-year-old assclowns would try to set a disabled Vietnam Vet on fire. I say that he gets a chance at trying to set them on fire.
Pennsylvania
Mom shot dead in Center City:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The fact that a hard working mother of two was shot in the back of the head for no apparent reason. No robbery. No assault. Just a bullet to the back of her head. I can't even imagine how deranged the killer must be to callously end someone's life like that. (Log in info)
Mother's milk saves vet set ablaze on bus:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Notwithstanding the unique way the fire was extinguished but for the sole fact that these 15-year-old assclowns would try to set a disabled Vietnam Vet on fire. I say that he gets a chance at trying to set them on fire.
Pennsylvania
Mom shot dead in Center City:
Reason to Blow Up The World: The fact that a hard working mother of two was shot in the back of the head for no apparent reason. No robbery. No assault. Just a bullet to the back of her head. I can't even imagine how deranged the killer must be to callously end someone's life like that. (Log in info)
Tuesday, May 17. 2005
5/17/05 News of Doom
Utah
Class Dissection Of Live Dog Outrages Parents, Students:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that a so called educator thought that dissecting a live dog was a good idea. Now as you all know I'm no PeTA head but I don't care if the dog was supposed to be euthanized anyway, this basically amounts to animal torture.
Nod of Doom to Stig Mata's Newsdesk.
Idaho
Amber Alert Out for 2 Kids After Triple Slay:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Three people murdered and two small children missing is reason enough for me. To the scumbag that did this may God have mercy on your soul but may the Idaho State Police have none.
North Carolina
Teen at prom on weekend of killings
Reason to Blow Up the World: The possibility that this kid killed his parents and then went to his prom is deeply disturbing. (Log in info)
Class Dissection Of Live Dog Outrages Parents, Students:
Reason to Blow Up the World: The fact that a so called educator thought that dissecting a live dog was a good idea. Now as you all know I'm no PeTA head but I don't care if the dog was supposed to be euthanized anyway, this basically amounts to animal torture.
Nod of Doom to Stig Mata's Newsdesk.
Idaho
Amber Alert Out for 2 Kids After Triple Slay:
Reason to Blow Up the World: Three people murdered and two small children missing is reason enough for me. To the scumbag that did this may God have mercy on your soul but may the Idaho State Police have none.
North Carolina
Teen at prom on weekend of killings
Reason to Blow Up the World: The possibility that this kid killed his parents and then went to his prom is deeply disturbing. (Log in info)
Monday, May 16. 2005
5/16/05 News of Doom
Mass.
Pregnant Girl Charged in Boyfriend's Death:
Reason to Blow Up the World: There's so many in this one. Let's start with the fact that a 16-year-oild girl is pregnant. Then let's add the fact that she thought the argument was worth stabbing the unborn baby's father in the chest over. Then to top it all off now the baby has no parents. Hopefully a good family will adopt the baby.
Arizona:
Police: Teen's body hidden in woman's grave:
Reason to Blow Up the World: That a kid was killed with a baseball bat then the body was put in a truck, then a storage facility, then finally buried in someone else's grave. All because of some marijuana deal. Who says there aren't any marijuana related deaths?
Pregnant Girl Charged in Boyfriend's Death:
Reason to Blow Up the World: There's so many in this one. Let's start with the fact that a 16-year-oild girl is pregnant. Then let's add the fact that she thought the argument was worth stabbing the unborn baby's father in the chest over. Then to top it all off now the baby has no parents. Hopefully a good family will adopt the baby.
Arizona:
Police: Teen's body hidden in woman's grave:
Reason to Blow Up the World: That a kid was killed with a baseball bat then the body was put in a truck, then a storage facility, then finally buried in someone else's grave. All because of some marijuana deal. Who says there aren't any marijuana related deaths?
